doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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