Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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