Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
