i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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