I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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