In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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