i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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