Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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