Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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