he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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