guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Omg I joined a choir last night...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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