Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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