She announced her abortion via fbk
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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