We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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