Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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