Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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