Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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