My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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