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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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