I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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