You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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