think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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