Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
smell my finger.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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