I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
