You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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