If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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