I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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