Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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