I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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