at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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