Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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