just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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