I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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