Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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