she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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