who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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