oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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