Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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