I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
someone owes me an orgasm
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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