He had one of those small greek statue penises
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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