hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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