Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The police scanner is talking about you again....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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