porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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