Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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