i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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