Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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