did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
