8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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