sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She bit a glass in half.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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