More tranny stories later!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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