i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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