Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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