am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
